This Just In From The 'So Ironic My Blood Has Turned To Taffy' News Desk

Turns out that the 31-year-old man who spread TB from a flight from Prague to Montreal is the son-in-law of a microbiologist who specializes in the spread of TB.

Yes. Well. Right.

It's days like these that writers just throw up their hands and concede that imagination has nothing on real-life.

Of course, it could be something more sinister. The TB infected man was on his honeymoon, and the father-in-law presumably has access to TB... perhaps something injected into his wedding cake? Not so happy that he's marrying your daughter? Let's take a look at that pre-nup...