You Heard It Here First: Nothing But Homosexuals in Harry Potter

I said it first and better. Well, maybe not better, since she gets paid to say it. Still, we are in the orbital path.

"There is something very odd though about Dumbledore being singled out from the huge cast of adult characters in the books as having any sexuality at all. Some of the characters in the books are married, many more are single. But their private lives and relationships are, literarily speaking, irrelevant. We only see the adults in terms of their relationship to the children."