The Babelitize

Great fun - enter some phrases and this application translates it into different languages and then back into English,

I tried the immortal words of the Bard - 'I like big butts and I cannot lie'

And this is what I got:

Original English Text:
I like big butts and I cannot lie

Translated to Japanese:
私は大きいバットを好み、あることができない

Translated back to English:
I like the large bat, cannot do a certain thing

Translated to Chinese:
我喜欢大棒, 无法做某一事

Translated back to English:
I like the big stick, is unable to make some matter

Translated to French:
J'aime le grand bâton, ne peut pas faire une certaine matière

Translated back to English:
I like the large stick, cannot make a certain matter

Translated to German:
Ich mag den großen Stock, kann nicht einen bestimmten Stoff bilden

Translated back to English:
I may form the large stick, cannot not a certain material

Translated to Italian:
Posso formare il grande bastone, non posso certo materiale

Translated back to English:
I can form the great stick, I cannot sure material

Translated to Portuguese:
Eu posso dar forma à vara grande, mim não posso material certo

Translated back to English:
I can give form to the great pole, me I cannot material certain

Translated to Spanish:
Puedo dar la forma al gran poste, yo que no puedo seguro material

Translated back to English:
I can give the form to the great post, who I cannot surely material