Aliens Want This Bosnian Man Dead. Dead!

After his house was hit my meteors five times, a man in Bosnia claims that aliens are out to get him:

He said: "I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit five times has to be deliberate."

This story has a funny smell to it (the smell of it being a balls-out lie) but if it's true, then yes, he has a point. Maybe aliens are out to get him, but you'd think they would just shoot his house with a phaser or maybe anal probe him instead of hurling rocks at his house. Or it could be aliens are total assholes.