The Science of Douchebaggery

At last, a site that identifies douche bags and hot girls, a cultural phenomenon that has suffered from a lack of scientific investigation.

The cultural anthropologists at Cracked have released another ground-breaking study, this time explaining the top 5 douchebag behaviours.

An article in the New England Journal of Medicine can't be far behind. And after that, an Nobel Peace Prize. Suck it, Gore! This is science that we can use!