No Wait - Don't Get Divorced and Don't Have Kids

You must have seen this coming.

"Because when Toni terminated her pregnancy, she did so in the firm belief she was helping to save the planet.

Incredibly, so determined was she that the terrible "mistake" of pregnancy should never happen again, that she begged the doctor who performed the abortion to sterilise her at the same time."

Yes. Well. Right.

What's the point of saving the planet if there's no one left to live in it?